Trumpets: chews notes like taffy
Clarinets: squeaks harshly
Flutes: really sharp 75% of the time
Saxophones: SO MANY BUTTONS WHERE DO MY FINGERS GO?!?!
Baritone: “Oh you mean the baby tuba?”
Trombone: arms not long enough
French horn: No one likes us
Tuba: “Oh the really big horn thingy?”
Percussion: “All you do is bang stuff”
I saw The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and I cried like a baby.
I WISH I CAN WAKE UP WITH AMNESIA SO I CAN FORGET ABOUT THIS DAMN BAND THAT RUINED MY LIFE