#MARRIED #Dean has no clue what he’s done wrong #Cas is uberly pissed #throwing out sassy remarks like air #and yes Cas #you want me and you know it #you can’t deny it
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
Rise above them like a god and nod in satisfaction.
(Source: livenights)
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
Sometimes I get really bored
fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick
OMFG I PAUSED THE JOHN HARRISON PROFILE VID HERE AND IM DYING HIS FACE!!!
hes like “da fuq u just say to me bra?”
“imma fuk u up”
all I see is, I’m going to fuck you
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
I weep for the future
(Source: outlineontheplaygroundblacktop)
johnlocked-stargazer-in-tardis:
intotherainbowsunsetwithcastiel:
my mom was watching supernatural with me and we were wondering why we just couldnt find sam as attractive as dean. we realized however it was beacause my cousin matt happens to look just like jared padalecki
#Literally thought this was a picture of Jared..
(Source: edward-sheerans)
‘How to react when someone is shooting at you in a museum’ by Sherlock Holmes.
(Source: arkenstoners)
(Source: theadamsiska)
Totes feeling jealous right now. What even is my life?
THE DOCTOR’S NAME IS [LOUD TRUCK HORN]
